July 06 2011
OHGR AUTOGRAPH WINNERS
Update :: Corey
Way back through the misty mists of time, when the universe was simpler and more innocent, I initiated a contest to win an autographed ohGr two-sided mini poster. In order to win, entrants chose a word to replace "fuck" in an imaginary radio-friendly version of 101's anthemic chorus, "who do I have to fuck?" Submissions poured forth from every corner of the globe, forming sand dune-like piles around my home, eventually trapping me beneath their considerable weight. Nearly buried alive, I came close to giving in to the welcoming embrace of death and allowing the drifts of mail to form my eternal tomb. In the space of that tiny moment, it occurred to me that I could by no means in good conscience leave this plane of existence without first completing my word-bonded duty by choosing the winners and fulfilling their respective, well-earned prizes. Dazed, I emerged from the vast mounds clutching five (5) entries in my quivering grip. I can now offer you these winners, in no order:
Congratulations to all of the winners, thanks to everyone else who submitted and, of course, thanks again to Ogre for signing these specifically for the Litany fans.
Prizes will be shipping whenever I can get to the post office or take a road trip to your house and invite myself in for an awkward and uncomfortable meal.
Who do I have to snuff? from Steve Shultz in Aurora, CO
Who do I have to trust? from Ryan McFarlane of London, Ontario
Who do I have to joust? from J.A. Davis of Devon, England
Who do I have to face? from Chris Roberts of Woodstock, IL
Who do I have to blame? from Chad Thompson of Katy, TX
Congratulations to all of the winners, thanks to everyone else who submitted and, of course, thanks again to Ogre for signing these specifically for the Litany fans.
Prizes will be shipping whenever I can get to the post office or take a road trip to your house and invite myself in for an awkward and uncomfortable meal.